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What is this website all about? |
It's a flash
cartoon and game website! The only website on the Earth where you can fist-fight Commander
Riker on top of the Enterprise, or out-drink Starfleet, or watch John Kerry murder people
in Vietnam, or listen to Michael Jackson bury himself with a confession. This website
contributes to the internet because it has a fair amount of useless entertainment. |
| Who is
involved with RA? |
Lokken makes most of the cartoons on here. One man
built it all! He's been at it since 1999. Shawn has recently helped out with the Star Trek
Red Alert comics. Dan Knabb sometimes helps with his amazing voice talents. There are a
few other cartoon artists that are featured on here, if you can find them! Several
wonderful people contribute to the forums to keep it active. This lovely website is hosted
by the good people at Newgrounds.com! |
| Why did
you make this terrible website? |
| Lokken started making really
crappy cartoons when he was 17. Inspired by Tom Fulp's creations at Newgrounds.com, he
started his journey to become the greatest animator ever. He had a lot of time to burn
when he wasn't turning down hot dates. It developed out of boredom and an interest to make
people laugh. He still makes crappy cartoons, but people keep emailing me on how wonderful
they are, so he can never seem to stop making them. |
| How did
you make that one cartoon? |
| Lokken uses a few programs to
make these things. Macromedia Flash 5.0 is the program that makes these cartoons possible
to be featured here. You can draw in it to create graphics, almost like Microsoft Paint.
This program can also be used to make games, but Lokken's programming skills suck, so RA's
games are limited. Sometimes he uses Goldwave, a sound editing program, to miraculously
get Bush, Kerry, or even Michael Jackson to say crazy things. Sometimes he uses Fruity
Loops, a sound mixing program, to make mixed song parodies. It really comes down to using
any program, instrument, or story you can think of that will benefit a specific project.
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