What is this website all about?

It's a flash cartoon and game website! The only website on the Earth where you can fist-fight Commander Riker on top of the Enterprise, or out-drink Starfleet, or watch John Kerry murder people in Vietnam, or listen to Michael Jackson bury himself with a confession. This website contributes to the internet because it has a fair amount of useless entertainment.

Who is involved with RA?

Lokken makes most of the cartoons on here. One man built it all! He's been at it since 1999. Shawn has recently helped out with the Star Trek Red Alert comics. Dan Knabb sometimes helps with his amazing voice talents. There are a few other cartoon artists that are featured on here, if you can find them! Several wonderful people contribute to the forums to keep it active. This lovely website is hosted by the good people at Newgrounds.com!

Why did you make this terrible website?
Lokken started making really crappy cartoons when he was 17. Inspired by Tom Fulp's creations at Newgrounds.com, he started his journey to become the greatest animator ever. He had a lot of time to burn when he wasn't turning down hot dates. It developed out of boredom and an interest to make people laugh. He still makes crappy cartoons, but people keep emailing me on how wonderful they are, so he can never seem to stop making them.
How did you make that one cartoon?
Lokken uses a few programs to make these things. Macromedia Flash 5.0 is the program that makes these cartoons possible to be featured here. You can draw in it to create graphics, almost like Microsoft Paint. This program can also be used to make games, but Lokken's programming skills suck, so RA's games are limited. Sometimes he uses Goldwave, a sound editing program, to miraculously get Bush, Kerry, or even Michael Jackson to say crazy things. Sometimes he uses Fruity Loops, a sound mixing program, to make mixed song parodies. It really comes down to using any program, instrument, or story you can think of that will benefit a specific project.  

 

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